1 Over, no p***take from here, just sorry to hear you had one of those days. They just come out of the blue and then you burn the course next time out. We've all been there, Ferret and I, at one of the meets were having a shocker and, can't remember the true tally, I think that after about 6 holes both Lee and myself only had a couple of points each. Luckily the dross didn't continue and we managed some semblance of respectability.
Maybe your mind was preoccupied about your overdue castration after your comment yesterday evening.
Evening all, well played TXL, some nice scoring there. Back on top form. Also well done Lee, especially after feeling a bit under the weather.
Watched the Footie and I just cannot understand those morons booing Ashley Cole after his mistake for the goal. One of England's most consistent players and they treat him like that, unbelievable.
Yep, as the wide man said, it was a cracking day out there today, the course was in good nick, the weather was perfect and the company was awesome (well 2 were and then there was 1 Over ) Many thanks to Monkey man for inviting me, it only took 1.30 mins to get there so wasnt too bad, its a fine course you have there sir
Golfwise, well lets just say i started slowly, 3 points from the opening 4 holes but then shortened up the swing abit which helped. Driving was ok in places, irons were ok, shortgame was good as was the putting. So all in all it wasnt too bad.
We also paired up for a betterball comp, it was the chuckle brothers against Steph and myself. Steph didnt by her own admission have the greatest front 9 so scoring was tricky but we ended up 5 points down at the halfway point, and then as the Chuckles fell apart Steph and I dovetailed nicely, when i cocked up she slipped in some nice points and visa versa and we won by 2 points in the end, but it was nip and tuck going up the 18th, luckily i had one of those Woods moments on the green, I had a slippery left to right putt where i aimed a good 3 feet left its speed died and then rolled down towards the hole, pausing on the edge, 1 Over then dropped his pasty which was just enough to send it over ther edge
Seriously though guys, it was a thoroughly entertaining day. Thankyou
Has anyone mentioned 1 Over hit another players bag (whilst he was carrying it) and Oh he had 8 blobs in a row and scored 3 points on the back 9
Great day out today guys, really enjoyed it and it was a pleasure to be in your company Weather great, course great, golf, oh dear, I haven't played so bad for a very long while But it was great fun
Had my swing tweaked yesterday but need to practice it and it certainly showed today It's true that I only got 1 point on the front 9 but it made all the difference to the pairs points There were shots like I'd never seen before, some pure brilliance and others, well, hit only never to be seen again
If I had known I was only 1 point behind 1 Over, I'm sure I would have managed to have gained two more to have beaten him
Ferret did really well to bring us back from 5 down at the turn, as he only had a little help from me
Thanks Anthony for the invite, very much appreciated
1 Over, AS judge , jury , and hangman I pass on this case for your judgement and totally unbiased judgement , please deal with this miscreant , I wash my hands of this whole matter .
Sorry Sham, but cannot agree with you. Lee did not play to h/cap and in fact held back out of deference to others. Quite rightly he even tried to leave that magnificent putt on the lip but was foiled by 1 Over dropping his pastie in the 10 second time limit. You just have it in for upright southerners.
Mary, in the wake of your son's achievements, has he sorted your driver out yet only Friday will be here soon.
Den , your agreement is not needed this is not a democracy , I am doing nothing , I'm merely passing on this case to the Higher authority that you yourself got elected , Ferret was given the choice of choosing his own punishment for WINNING , if you want to complain I suggest you take it to arbitration with the Judge oh yeah , he's the same one you got elected and the bloke ferret beat, I feel sure the Judge will not let his bitter disappointment and hatred of rodents get in the way of his duties.
1 Over, AS judge , jury , and hangman I pass on this case for your judgement and totally unbiased judgement , please deal with this miscreant , I wash my hands of this whole matter .
Signed The Committee
Court will rise!
Judge 1 Over, Jury and Hangman Presiding!
Mr Ferret Please remain standing you 'orrible little Oik!
You have been tried by this court for not abiding by the Rules
How say you plead? Oh Buggerit I'll enter a Guilty plea on your Behalf!
Righto Matey boy you have been Tried and Found guilty by a jury of your Peers
You will be taken from this court and at 09:15 tomorrow morning you will Tee off and play badly as redemption!
A Probationary period of 24 hours will be in effect!
If perchance you return in front of this court tomorrow night with a score above 26 points, You will be taken for summary execution to be stoned to death by stale Pasties!
well?
) Many thanks to Monkey man for inviting me, it only took 1.30 mins to get there so wasnt too bad, its a fine course you have there sir
but then shortened up the swing abit which helped. Driving was ok in places, irons were ok, shortgame was good as was the putting. So all in all it wasnt too bad.
in the pairs and singles , thats two wins , and your concience isn't bothering you just a smidgeon, no? , well so be it. 
