I was in a pub a few weeks ago and there was a bloke behind me talking just like that.  I didn't turn around but it was a really high pitched voice. 

I also used to work with a fella who had a high pitched voice and when people called for him who didn't know him they asked for Miss X not Mr and even though we explained that it really was a fella, they where adamant it was a woman they spoke to.

Tuesday Laugh For Ya!

A Door to Door salesman Calls at his last appointment of the day, He rings the door bell and a couple of minutes later a 12 year old Boy opens the door,

He's completely naked, holding a large Tumbler of Brandy, Smoking a Huge Cigar and there is a Stunning Woman Standing behind him also stark naked!

The Salesman looks at the woman then at the Boy and says " Is your Mum or Dad in Please"

The Boy Replies "Does It F*****G well look like it?"