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sorry, I was just testing something and forgot to delete it.
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This is the top forum hot thread down on the left of the page now!!!
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 Might as well perpetuate it ------ what's it about?????
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 Perhaps it's a code.
Is Maria a spy?
Is she trying to tell someone something?
I think it might be that Bangert geezer, he's just posted on the site.
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It was just a test thread, it wasn't supposed to stay, but then once you'd seen it I had to let the explanation stay. Maybe I'll delete it now though.
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 I think it was just a neat way of getting attention.
Wish I'd thought of it
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 Actually it's Maria's subtle way of encouraging The Forum to think up a new dictionary of golf terminology. asdf means a form of slice...
Accentuate
Simple
Driver
Failure...
Unless anyone knows an alternative.
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No, I think it's ...
Advanced Slice Detection Feature.
A revolutionary new concept that can be fitted to any club and will emit a loud warning beeping if the setup is likely to cause a slice.
I'm sure Golfcon.com would be interested in marketing this nifty device, Lionel?
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Cheers Nick
Will get the development team on it right away
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Right - got it
The lazer measuring devices can tell what is wrong on the backswing. Instead of a warning beep we have built in a voice module (female for less stress) that actually tells you what is wrong.
It can be ordered to have your name incorporated in the commands.
Eg.
Nick, you have the face open
Nick, you are a set up a little left of target
Nick, you are about to thin it
Nick, you will slice
Nick you will hook
Nick, have you done the washing up
Nick, don't think you are going out with the boys tonight
Nick, that's your second pint
Nick, I’ve got a headache
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Sounds good Lionel. Will you be able to switch off some of those warnings?
How much do you think you'll be able to knock them out for?
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Sorry, Lionel asked me to record some commands, I got carried away.
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Hmmm!
Another Singularly Determined Female
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The Nag - a - Nick talking driver
Yours from GOLFcon.com at the discount price of £100
Sorry, commands have to stay - it's the programming cost the money - that's why they're cheap.
I won't be having one - I've got one at home.
P.S. ------- Crazy but Maria got this to be top thread.
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I don't think I'll be buying this time either, I've already got one at home too. (Although I'm being allowed out on Friday for a pint or seven with the lads)
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Sorry dear, I meant a pint or two!
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