And finally why is that Troll such an Arsehole, is it because................................
The Trolls so ugly................
when he joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
The Trolls so ugly................
he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The Trolls so ugly................
just after he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
The Trolls so ugly................
they push his face into dough to make cookies.
The Trolls so ugly................
they didn't give him a costume when he auditioned for Star Wars.
The Trolls so ugly................
instead of putting the bungee cord around his ankle, they put it around his neck
The Trolls so ugly................
when he walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
The Trolls so ugly................
his mum had to be drunk to breast feed him
The Trolls so ugly................
his mum had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
The Trolls so ugly................
the government moved Halloween to his birthday.
The Trolls so ugly................
they pay him to put his clothes on in strip joints.
The Trolls so ugly................
when he went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
The Trolls so ugly................
when he tried to take a bath last year, the water jumped out!
The Trolls so ugly................
even Rice Krispies won't talk to him!
The Trolls so ugly................
on Halloween the kids trick or treat him by phone!
The Trolls so ugly................
he turned Medusa to stone!
The Trolls so ugly................
people go as him to Halloween parties.