 The island 7th green at The Shire (Picture Paul Severn)
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On a visit to Augusta National -home of the US Masters - 13 years ago, I was determined to bring back a piece of the hallowe'd turf to grow in my garden, with the slightly deranged notion of it spreading and developing into an area where I could chip and putt on a similar surface to the world famous Georgia venue.
Following round a colleague who'd been drawn from the 800 media to play the course the day after Jose Maria Olazabal won his first green jacket in 1994, I persuaded him to take a giant divot from his approach shot to the 7th green and I would pop it in the dampened plastic bag I had brought along for the purpose.
He duly gouged out an appropriate pelt-like piece of turf (his ball spun back to within a few feet of the hole, incidentally) and having carefully filled in the small oblong crater with green, seeded sand provided on the buggy, I eventually rolled it into a golf shoe and smuggled it back to Blighty.
Sadly, my idea to re-created a piece of Augusta in my back garden never materialised. Although I lovingly tended, watered and trimmed the Augusta divot for several weeks in a plant pot, it was unsuited to harsh English conditions, withered and shrivelled and eventually went to that great compost heap in the sky.