Glenmuir shirts for your limericks
£150 worth of clothing must be won for your rhymes
Posted: 4 June 2008
by Bob Warters
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| Glenmuir Performance Pro (left) and Performance Club (right)
Glenmuir’s latest Coolmax Performance Pro and Club shirts for men have already caught the eye of discerning golfers looking for comfort and style as well as an innovative, built in system to wick away perspiration.
The two types of shirt are part of the Glenmuir Spring/Summer series to keep golfers dry and cool on the course.
And in our latest competition we've got four shirts to give away. Winners will have a choice of the three-stripe Performance Pro in white/light blue and black, white/sand and black or navy/white and yellow. Alternatively they can choose from the Performance Club shirts with with textured stripes in light blue, white or yellow.
For a chance to win we want you to come up with a five-line limerick which starts with the line:
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand...
Submit your limericks
on this forum thread and we'll give a shirt of your choice to the best, judged after June 30.
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We really got you thinking when we asked Golfmagic members to nominate on the forum a favourite fourball in which they'd like to take part, featuring players of their choice whom they'd like to partner.
We suggested that it could be players past or present, celebrities they admire or even fictional characters.
Glenmuir was thrilled by the response which attracted lots of attention on the forum to both the competition and to their products.
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Glenmuir Hi-Cool zip
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The winners will each receive one of the latest Glenmuir Hi Cool Zip shirts which are available in lightblue/white, black/citrus and white/navy with contrasting textured sleeve and side panels in sizes small to XXL.
All our winners came up with first class reasons for their nominations and impressed us with their knowledge and innovation.
For example Mr Tee chose Seve Ballesteros ('to teach me the meaning of competitiveness'), Walter Hagen ('great character who could to organise the evening's entertainment, too') and Donald Ross ('great insight into 1920s course design').
For Slugger, Tiger Woods was 'too obvious', so he chose Sergio Garcia ('I like his clothes and he reminds me of myself'), James (Braid ('I appreicate the history of the game') and Darth Vader ('just to hear him shout FORE!')
Spartacus picked his wife ('She can't play but might appreciate how easy those guys make it look!') my dog ('to find my lost balls') and any guy waiting without a game ('we need more compassion in this descending world').
For Steve White it was Ben Hogan ('I'd like to see him in the flesh with the benefit of modern technology') , Peter Ustinov ('amusing raconteur') and God ('to see whether he actually turned up and to explain his reasoning for so many things happening that shouldn't').
Creosote, meanwhile, fancied partnering Leonardo de Vinci ('he could design an umbrella that was actually functional') against Goldfinger ('using a member's guest rate at Stoke Park') and Sherlock Holmes ('able to detect lost balls and play the violin at the half way house') in a 'betterball, with no shots and losers buying the bacon baps!'
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Glenmuir's an exceptional brand When you've a golf club in your hand The weather's hot It's a pity your swing's not When your ball's plugged in the sand
Posted: 05/06/2008 09:04
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand but Bunkerboy's golf is incredibly bland he can't strike the ball can't direct shots at all at least in a glenmuir top he'd look like he'd planned (it). BB
Posted: 05/06/2008 09:26
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Whether on Fairway, Green or in Sand. No matter the Weather, My Golf gets no better But if hot at least I'll get tanned.
Posted: 05/06/2008 09:34
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Its golf gear really is grand. I may play like a nobber, But at least in their clobber, My golf ball may stay on dry land.
Posted: 05/06/2008 09:44
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Thought favoured by one Gordon Brand. In blue, green or yellow I'm the handsomest fellow But in pink I just look like a gland!
Posted: 05/06/2008 10:00
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Comfort and style are just grand In one of these shirts I'd be looking at skirts At MY age I should really be banned!
Posted: 05/06/2008 11:08
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Almost as good as any round I have planned I can hit perfect drives take two shots to the green on par fives but inevitably I seem to end up in the sand (hence the name!) BB
Posted: 05/06/2008 11:22
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Too good for a Shambler in this fair Land Too Good for a Hacker or a Category 4 Flunky Too Good for a Ferret or a Monkey Make mine a XXL cos I'm a bit Chunky (ok, fat, but it doesn't rhyme)
Posted: 05/06/2008 12:57
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Clothing of Distinction , Of style , and of Flair Take Pride in Your Looks ,Your shoes and Your hair First Impressions are Important , it shows that you care Take Heed of my words , Obey if you can , or you could end up looking like SHAM
Posted: 05/06/2008 13:09
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand In their gear I look terribly grand But I'm asking them "please could you shorten one sleeve As I've only got one bloomin' hand"
Posted: 05/06/2008 13:14
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Exceptional Fashion thats in High Demand Both Male and Female and those thats not sure Both funky and Elegant and even Demure Not Flashy or Dull , its just enough, and shows you are Trendy and you're not a Puff
Posted: 05/06/2008 13:37
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Ambidextrous , either right or left hand It dodges Dirt and avoids Spillages and Fluff its Marxelous Clothing an Ad-Mans dteam , its Wonderful stuff No Need for lies , or misleading Guff , its for Men or For Women or even a Puff.
Posted: 05/06/2008 13:47
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Its New not Second Hand Its Cool in the Summer and Hot in the Fall It Don't take much Cleaning , not much cleaning at all if you leave it in the packet and Don't touch it at all
Posted: 05/06/2008 13:53
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Looks great when put on by Sportmen and Sportswomen By Golfers , By Athletes and those that go Swimmin On Fat guy's it can be quite Slimmin the same on fat women Its the Skinny and Weedy that it doesn't suit , But on me it's kinda Cute (ok thats my last try , thank Gawd! I hear you say)
Posted: 05/06/2008 14:04
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand Their clothing is so rarely panned My man-boobs would look pert in a close fitting shirt but I'd probably get myself banned.
Posted: 05/06/2008 16:07
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand, By comparison, others seem bland, Oh how I’ll be swinging, When my tops not clinging, To the sweat coming out of my gland.
Posted: 05/06/2008 16:17
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand, It's famous all over the land On the fairway or green You'll want to be seen And told you always look grand. Boom boom
Posted: 05/06/2008 23:36
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand, Out from the crowd you will stand. If you've got a honey, Who likes to spend money, Then make sure she buys something planned.
Posted: 06/06/2008 00:16
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand, For value it goes hand in hand If golf is your passion Then this is the fashion Temptation you cannot withstand
Posted: 06/06/2008 10:22
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand which south africans would pay top rand but lets wear them with pride in our country side and keep them in eng-er-land
Posted: 08/06/2008 19:12
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand In fact it's the best in the land I've tried all the rest But will stick to the best So it's Glenmuir that comes straight to hand
Posted: 08/06/2008 21:49
Glenmuirs an exceptional brand So I was told by the golfer with one hand so to the pro shop I swiftly went (in nike stuff I looked bent) so on glenmuir my money was spent now im the coolest man in the land with a golfing buddy with only one hand.!!
Posted: 08/06/2008 22:45
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand With their style their in great demand When its hot you wont sweat In fact you'll look great And to the opposite sex you'll look grand
Posted: 09/06/2008 00:27
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand, You'll look dashing with driver in hand, When the pressure gets high, You'll still putt cool and dry, And you'll even be smart in the sand!
Posted: 09/06/2008 09:22
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand They’ve technologified every strand So that this golfing fool Can feel fresh and cool Without being constantly fanned
Posted: 09/06/2008 15:48
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand Guaranteed with a shake of the hand That while wearing their collars You’ll feel like some dollars 1 million give or take a few grand.
Posted: 09/06/2008 15:51
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand You can easily understand Why with their golfing passion And a great eye for fashion Their clothes are in such high demand
Posted: 09/06/2008 15:52
Glenmuirs an exceptional brand, but it's one that most golfers cant stand, Poulter wore some in pink, it created such a stink, he's now been placed on remand.
Posted: 09/06/2008 16:13
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand, With price's most golfers cant understand, The Pro shop's in shock, at the daft cost of a smock, Now Glenmuirs been banned.
Posted: 09/06/2008 16:30
Glenmuir’s an exceptional brand, If you buy some it'll cost you a grand, a hole turned up in one, so the customer must have been done, now the management of Glenmuir have been canned.
Posted: 09/06/2008 16:43
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand, but this you must understand, if you get a rash, after spending your cash, then try and keep out the sand!
Posted: 09/06/2008 20:24
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand, The best in all Scot-o-land, In rain or in sun, You can be number one, So come on lets bring out the band.
Posted: 09/06/2008 20:54
Glenmuir's an exceptional brand, The design stage was extremely planned. They got everything right, Including the sight, Of retrieving the ball you just canned.
Posted: 09/06/2008 21:11
There once was an elderly monk who went for a sleep in a bunk He dreamt that Venus was tickling his elbow and woke up covered in perspiration
Posted: 10/06/2008 17:14
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