How would those with whom you play describe you and your golf game? Here's a list of five identification traits - see if any of them fit you or someone you know.
Let's start with one you can usually always bank on in a fourball...
#1 - THE COMEDIAN / CHATTERBOX / BULLS*ITTER
You can't shut this one up.
They may even put you off your stroke with incessant commentary, jokes and asides.
They're usually full of absolute bull, and the majority of their stories never happened, but you just go along with it as they're usually good company.
These guys just can't help themselves sometimes, but the game would be a little dull without them.