Why is the giant Peter Crouch using such small golf clubs?
No, neither do we...
It's the equivalent of Shaquille O'Neal driving a Nissan Micra in an extra-small Topman scoop-neck. Peter Crouch, at 6ft 7" playing golf with clubs better suited to a seven-year-old.
With all the money in the world, you think the Stoke City striker could afford a custom fitting.
And a new golfing wardrobe by the looks of it...