The European Ryder Cup group chat has been *leaked* to GolfMagic following the BMW PGA Championship, and it would appear as though captain Luke Donald is a bit worried about Rory McIlroy's well-being on his mate's stag do in Mykonos.
Donald specifically warned McIlroy to take things easy on the trip when speaking to him about it earlier this month.
McIlroy headed straight over to Mykonos following the BMW PGA Championship at Wentworth on Sunday.
Taking a deeper dive into the latest text conversation from the European Ryder Cup team, and there's plenty of excitement building with just a week to go until Ryder Cup week gets underway in Rome, Italy.
There's also some frustration from Tyrrell Hatton at a lack of form from various players in the team.
Fear not though, this is just a bit of parody for you on a bleak Monday... ;)
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE GROUP CHAT:
Luke Donald - Hi guys, great week at the BMW PGA. Look forward to seeing you all later this week. Do not be late to the airport, please see my email for the full itinerary... and Rory, please behave yourself in Mykonos!
Tommy Fleetwood - Thanks Luke, see you soon
Matt Fitzpatrick - Thanks Luke really excited :)
Sepp Straka - Buzzing to represent Team USA (then deleted) Let's go Europe!!
Bob Mac - Aye no worries Luke can't wait for my first Ryder Cup.
Tyrrell Hatton - Seriously Bob, sort your f***ing game out pal.
Justin Rose - No problem Luke, my bags are already packed. Let's do this gents!
Ludvig Aberg - Cannot wait, thanks again Mr Donald :)
Tyrrell Hatton - WTF happened to you in the final round?!
Ludvig Aberg - Yes bad times least I won in Switzerland two weeks ago though!
Tyrrell Hatton - Fair point I suppose
Viktor Hovland - Yesssssss woooooo let's go Europe!!! What happens in Mykonos stays in Mykonos, Rors! Haha
Shane Lowry - HAHAHA GO ON RORY GET STUCK IN AND MAKES SURE YOU HAVE ONE FOR ME!
Tyrrell Hatton - FFS just seen where Nicolai Hojgaard finished at the BMW PGA! Goodness me.
Adrian Meronk - HAHAHAHAHAHA awkward
Jon Rahm - Should have picked Sergio I reckon
Nicolai Hojgaard - Yup, won't let you down when it matters though. Unlucky Adrian!
Tyrrell Hatton - You will be lucky to play three times Nicolai
Adrian Meronl - HAHA LOVE IT
Thomas Bjorn - I thought I told you to kick Adrian Meronk out this group chat four weeks ago, Luke?
Luke Donald - Look lads I messed up and shouldn't have listened to Thomas Bjorn (then deleted) Don't worry Nicolai, you are very welcome here just do your best in Rome please. Tyrrell calm down please. Guys out of curiosity has anyone heard from Rory?
Jon Rahm - Nope
Tyrrell Hatton - No have heard f all
Gareth Bale - Yeah I have actually, he just text me to confirm our tee time when he's back from his mate's stag in Mykonos
Luke Donald - Oh right, please make sure he takes things easy. Thanks.
Tyrrell Hatton - FFS it's 18 holes, Luke
Luke Donald - Do we know if he's taking things easy in Mykonos? Can someone just message him to find out please?
Matt Fitzpatrick - I've just messaged him for you, Luke.
Justin Rose - Me too.
Luke Donald - Has he replied yet?
Tyrrell Hatton - OMG FFS Luke!
Matt Fitzpatrick - No he's not replied yet
Luke Donald - Rory are you okay?
Luke Donald - Hope you remembered our conversation before you went away.
Luke Donald - Rory?
Luke Donald - ...
Rory McIlroy - OI oiiiii Lukey D having it large out here lads currently on my seventh sambuca (then deleted) Yes all good Luke, see you guys soon.
Luke Donald - Thanks Rory, knew you would be fine just wanted to make sure.