Donald Trump self-reports he won golf tournament with ridiculously low score
Donald Trump was widely mocked after the former president claimed he shot a 5-under 67 to win the senior club championship at his New Jersey golf course.
Donald Trump was widely mocked by golf fans after claiming he shot 67 at his New Jersey golf course to win the senior's club championship.
Former president Trump took to his Truth Social platform to outline his beguiling victory at Trump National Bedminster on 27 August.
The very same course hosted a LIV Golf event a few weeks ago which was won by Australia's Cameron Smith.
Trump claims he shot a 5-under 67 - a full eight shots better than Phil Mickelson recorded in the aforementioned event - and there was 'no hanky/lanky'.
The 77-year-old claimed it was impossible for him to cheat because there were many people watching and he was also surrounded by his secret service detail.
"For some reason, I am a good golfer/athlete," he said.
In full, his statement read:
This is just the latest audacious claim about golf from Trump.
In January, he claimed to have won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach.
He didn't even play the first round.
Apparently Trump told the tournament organisers his score from the Thursday - two days before the tournament began - would count as his first round score.
That's how it works, right?!
The latest claim from Trump comes two days after he became the first former president with a mug shot.
Here's how golf fans reacted to Trump's latest win:
Trump’s jail sentence should be the number of pounds he under-reported his weight multiplied by the number of strokes he under-reported his golf score.
— (@HowCamJokes) August 27, 2023
With every passing day Donald Trump sounds more like a tin-pot dictator. Remember when Kim Jong-Il claimed to have shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the very first golf round of his life? pic.twitter.com/HyWtZeO8qr
— Martin Williamson (@mogodonman) August 27, 2023
Donald Trump: Golf Master pic.twitter.com/6EWQcuEFwV
— MUFC0009 (@MUFC00091) August 27, 2023
Lots of talk about notorious golf cheater Donald Trump saying he won his senior club championship by shooting a 67 yesterday. @ReillyRick wrote an entire book called “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump,” which includes this passage to explain WHY he cheats so blatantly: pic.twitter.com/IloZ3yu5iU
— Stina Sternberg (@StinaSternberg) August 27, 2023
Donald Trump may have won his senior golf club championship (again!) but Kim Jong-Il shot a very believable 34 with 11 holes-in-one as a senior, proving the twice-impeached and four-time-indicted wannabe despot still sucks at pretty much everything.
— disenfranchised. (@Le202nard) August 27, 2023
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