#5 - "PLEASE KEEP TO BUGGY PATH" SIGNS!!
So you've just handed over plenty of dollar for the services of a buggy. The sun is shining, and there may even be a couple of bevvies on board.
You've even been told there's "only a couple of groups out on the course today."
You quickly realise you can't drive down the fairways and get on with things though as the dreaded "please keep to buggy path" signs are out in force.
Who doesn't love parking up and trudging 100 yards across the fairway after every shot?